Hop (2011) Review

This family fun film is about a Bunny called E.B (Russell Brand) who's future is forced to be the Easter bunny, when all he wants to do is drum! E.B escapes from Easter island and goes to Hollywood where he meets Fred (James Marsden), but as they draw closer and closer to Easter who will the Easter bunny be?

I know watching a PG film without being forced to at my age is a little bit childish, but i really liked this film! Even before the movie started the little Illumination Entertainment 'Bunny' animation had me giggling, i knew this was going to be a good one. I have to admit though that the storyline was a little bit predictable, but do you expect anything else from a children film? :) And of course i loved Fred (Marsden), he was funny like always. It took me a while to realize that E.B's voice was Russell Brand and normally i don't like him, but he was really funny and the humor wasn't the usual crudeness. However, some of the jokes are a bit cheeky or adultish for children, so i think this is also a good one for anyone to see. My favourite charterer was the cheeky chick Carlos! The Mexican accent and evil scheming won me over in seconds and plus he was hilarious! The must-watch scenes are: The 'I want Candy' sing-a-long (Though i can never forgive James Marsden for being sooo cheesy in the song:(, and the Chick Carlos-Bunny Transformation scene and the Drumming/Take off scene. I actually liked the music and had some good laughs :) However, I thought that some bits were really cheesy and the ending was disappointing and James Marsden looked pretty gay getting into a spaceship pulled by baby chicks :/ and i wish they didn't give so many irrelevant details.

Overall, The film is enjoyable for any age and is all-round fun, however if you are expecting a child's film with a different you will be disappointed a bit like i was. I think its a 8.2/10.

Films you might want to check out like this:

Alvin and the chipmunks, Tangled, Flushed Away, Rio

Voices by:

Russell Brand - E.B

Hugh Laurie - E.B's Dad

Hank Azaria - Carlos

Actors:

James Marsden - Fred O'Hare

Kaley Cuoco - Sam O'Hare

David Hasselhoff - Himself

Hugh Hefner - Himself

Hard Candy (2005) Review

Hard Candy is an American thriller about a mature 14 year old girl called Hayley who meets a 32 year old photographer called Jeff online. when they meet up with each other everything seems to good to be true, little does he know it is.

I heard of this film a while ago and I was hesitant to watch it. I watched the trailer first and from what i gathered it was a classic girl meets someone online, falls in love, turns out they are not who they say they are and they get stupid. But, when i read the reviews they said things like: "Absolute terrifying" and "Smart, challenging and timely look at the world of internet grooming". The poster for the movie and the trailer is really misleading because it's totally different! I got a little curious and decided to watch the film.I have to admit that at first the film seemed a little clique, but it was very different and 'refreshing' to see the roles flipped over. The film was thrilling and  and a little scary. I thought the film provided the shock factor and i could understand the controversy over it. I actually liked Ellen Page's character (Hayley) and thought she stayed in character well and was smart and not annoyingly clever like in Juno, but also played a good psychopath :)To be honest there is a lot of things about this film that really just annoyed me. Like the beginning is annoying and long and gave me a headache from that stupid red box moving around. And I hated the way the film, between scenes cut out and didn't follow it through. I also didn't like how the movie made me feel sympathetic towards, the wrong people. And also, the brutality of some scenes is absolutely horrific (MENTALLY SCARRING STUFF PEOPLE) like the at home castration scene done by a teenager and suicidal scene with a noose and pouring toilet cleaner in someone's mouth. Seriously not for the faint-hearted, that stuff had me cringing and covering my eyes begging for it to be over! And i thought the ending was REALLY bad, and quite unexpected, but they they kinda continued it on and didn't go anywhere with it that it would have gone if they would have ended it earlier.

Overall, I thought the film was good, but too many things annoying me about it and i thought it was really controversial and mentally scarring enough the freak a person out. But if you can handle everything i have written i would recommend, but if your like me then probably not worth a watch. I'd give it a solid 5/10.

Other films like this:

Trust, Funny Games (Yet to come out this year) and The experiment

Actors:

Ellen Page - Hayley Stark

Patrick Wilson - Jeff Kohlver

Sandra Oh - Judy Tokuda

Unknown (2011) Review

(This is my first review and I'm a little excited :)

Unknown is a thriller about a man who, whilst in Berlin for work, is involved in a car accident. Martin Harris is in a comma for 4 days, when he finally wakes up with no recollection of what has happened. He then discovers someone seems to have stolen his identify and then as things unravel, in his attempts to 'Take back his life' he discovers things aren't also what they seem.

I have to admit, Unknown wasn't one of those films that had me running into the cinema to watch, however when I watched it on DVD it was really good, and I wished I had seen it in the cinema. If you liked 'Taken' then you will love this. I liked how this film details that seemed insignificant related to things further on. Liam Neesons acting was great, as in 'Taken' and believable. The scenes to watch out for is the one at a professors office with the two Martin Harris, it's amazing and the end scene at the hotel in the final fight. And not to forget the Taxi plunging off Oberbaumbrucke bridge. (By the way Diane Kruger did this stunt herself, without a stunt double, so I got to give her props for that :) January Jones was good in this film, however I watch mad men, so I couldn't take her seriously as a terrorist. Adian Quinn was great as the 'Fake' Dr. Martin Harris and probably could make me believe he was Liam Neeson .

I didn't like Diane Kruger's character Gina, I'm sorry she was a right bitch! Martin (Neeson) only wanted to thank her and she was all like "Go away leave me alone!" Bitch, it's called gratitude. And the film is a lot to follow, so you should probably read the plot again on Wikipedia afterward if you do get confused, like me.

Overall, I thought the film was good and liked how the twist played out (It was really unexpected!), but a little bit confusing. I think this deserves a 7.8/10.

If you like this film you will love:

Taken, Inception, From Paris with love and Salt

Actors:

Liam Neeson - Dr. Martin Harris (A)

Diane Kruger - Gina

January Jones - Liz Harris

Aidan Quinn - The other Dr. Martin Harris (B)

TheReviewingRules

Hello!
So during the summer holidays I am always so bored, I have decided to write reviews on films I will watch. I don't want to being doing this wrong or disappointing my many fans :) so i've come up with a set of rules.
1. I will do at least 2 reviews a week, unless i go away on holiday (Come on lets be reasonable I won't be watching many films on holiday:)
2. Reviews must include a quick synopsis and something good and something bad about it.
3. Reviews must be done the next day after seeing a film, because sometimes when you leave the cinema you can get a bit to hyped up about a film and the next day be like pfft.
4. Reviews will not have any spoilers, but if you really want one then just message me :)
5. If the film is bad I WILL RANT.
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